life goals: genderbent crooked man
I am an arms dealer,
Fitting you with weapons in the form of words
And don’t really care which side wins
As long as the room keeps singing
That’s just the business I’m in
Anonymous asked: Do you like Shirley? (Friend like)
you-are-so-perfect-that-i asked: Have you ever met with David's best friend, Paul and Marion?
Yes. They were kind.
Anonymous asked: Do you and David have any...you know, sexy time? ( I'm a little embarrassed for asking)
Anonymous asked: What age did you start smoking at?
About 17, I guess.
Anonymous asked: Who's the uke in the relationship and who's the seme. I see David as a uke and you as a seme
You’re correct! ;D
Anonymous asked: Does the Crooked Man have ears? If not how can he/you hear? And...if he/you can't hear or see...how do you know where your going?
The Crooked Man sees everything. He is omnipresent regardless of physical senses.
ask-the-crooked-man asked: Hehe Hello...Duke 😏